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Swine Flu Worries
Me: So do you get it from eating bacon?
Art: Jesus Christ, no. You get it from being in contact with other humans who are infected.
Me: So basically we should stay away from other people?
Art: Yeah, basically. But I was wondering if you wanted to go see a movie tonight.
HEALTH FAIL.
March 2009
25 posts
You can erase someone from your mind. Getting them out of your heart is another...
Brilliant.